Thoughts I Had While Shopping Recently

Junior…Plus…Women…Maternity. Where’s the I-Was-Once-Normal-But-Then-I-Took-Steroids section?

 

In the history of the world, has screaming at your child to “stop crying” ever actually resulted in stopping them from crying? Leave insights in the comments below, although I think I already know the answer to this one.

 

Is there a name for fear of accidentally buying a dress from the Juniors section when you’re in your thirties? Clingingtoyouthaphobia? I’m not alone in this, am I?

 

Ross and Marshall’s- genius layout! With accent chairs and footstools right next to the women’s section, I can sit down with a stack of dresses when I get fatigued. Everyone will think I’m just testing out the chair.

 

A Starbucks right in the middle of the store is the only thing that’s missing from DSW. Barnes and Noble knows what’s up.

 

This dress clings in all the wrong places. This one fits like a tent. THIS. ONE. IS. PERFECT! Finally! What label is it? Ivanka Tru…ugh…

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